Are You a Hot Pink Clog Cheerleader?
Are clogs your primary foot apparel?
Do you peruse the personals but are too chicken to actually respond to one?
Do you find yourself staring unscruptuously at men with tight buns?
Do you aimlessly go about the day drinking assorted frothy beverages?
Do you feel like a frumpy member of a Perfect Guy Club?
Do you love, love therapy?
Do you forget most things?
Do you love lists and wear fluffy slippers?
Are you terrified to fly?
Do you wear frocks and listen to Dolly Parton?